Counting Sheepows

Ian: Are you okay?
Me: No, can't sleep
Ian: Count Sheep
Me: Bring them in the room and I will
Ian: Baaaaahh
Me: 1
Ian: Moooooooo
Me: what the...
Ian: It's a cow.
Me: You said count sheep, a cow is currently not a sheep.
Ian: Count the cow.
Me: 1 Sheep, 1 Cow
...
Me: and 1 Sheepow or is it a Cheep?
Ian: What?
Me: The cow and the sheep had a baby.
Ian: You need to sleep.